Oh, Democrats! Can you help me with a few things?........................from Rico

 Congratulations President Elect Biden and soon to be President Biden!

With that said, I’m going to need some help from my Democratic
Liberal friends: 

1. Can I borrow the #NotMyPresident [1] hashtag or is that reserved
for President Trump? 

2. Who do I contact to see if Republicans are boycotting the
Inauguration, like the Democrats did for President Trump? 

3. Do I have to accept the election results, or can I cry for four
years, claiming election interference? 

4. Am I entitled to see Biden’s tax returns to learn how his income
jumped dramatically in one year (I mean, we all know how and why. Just
show the proof.)? 

5. Am I allowed to trash anything that Biden says, without
repercussion, because I’m just expressing myself? 

6. Is there a sign-up somewhere for riots, do organizers call me, or
how does that work, since I didn’t get my way? 

7. Are businesses targeted because they supported Biden, or do I just
pick a business that has something I want to take home? 

8. Were the thousands of businesses that boarded up for fear of
riots, for Conservatives or Liberals? If they were for Conservatives,
did I miss the riots already??? 

9. Where are the safe spaces at? Is there a map or something? I may
need to go cry for a little while (because of how stupid our country
has become). 

10. Does all the free stuff your party has promised, just come or do
I have to quit my job first? 

11. What is the address you guys have been sending all that extra tax
money to, since you think people aren’t paying enough in taxes?
I’m sure you have been voluntarily sending in more than required... 

12. When my 401K crashes, will the President Elect make up for that
in give-a-ways, or am I just screwed? 

13. Since Socialism is what you just voted in, if my neighbor has
something I want, do I just take it or do I have to let him know I’m
taking it (Personally, I have had my eye on the brand NEW Mercedes
SUV, a couple of doors down ... Biden sign in yard.). 

14. When gas gets unaffordable, is there an EBT card for that? 

15. I have seen the gatherings of Conservatives protesting the
election results, but something is wrong, nothing is getting
destroyed. Did you guys go to a class for that, or could you provide
some pointers on how to do it right, please? 

16. The Conservative gatherings were dubbed super spreader events,
yet the protests and now election gatherings by Liberals, are not. Did
you guys secretly come out with the vaccine? 

17. Funny how the CDC has come up with a vaccine, soon after you were
pronounced the President Elect. Can you, all your family, and
colleagues take it first, to ensure it works? 

18. So, now you are the President Elect and soon to be President
Biden, Is every death now on you, or is it President Trump's
responsibility, just at your convenience? 

19. During Biden's State of the Union Address, is Nancy going to tear
up the speech on national television, or does she only do that with
President Trump? 

I’m sorry for all the questions, this is all new to me. ...