GOLF GLOSSARY

A “Rock Hudson” – a putt that looked straight, but wasn’t.

A “Saddam Hussein” – from one bunker into another.

A “Yasser Arafat” – butt ugly and in the sand.

A “ John Kennedy, Jr.”  – didn’t quite make it over the water.

A “Rodney King” – over-clubbed”.

An “O. J.” – got away with one.

A “Princess Grace” – should have used a driver.

 A “Princess Di” – shouldn’t have used a driver.

A “Condom” – safe, but didn’t feel very good.

A “Brazilian” – shaved the hole.

A “Rush Limbaugh” – a little to the right.

A “Nancy Pelosi” – way to the left and out of bounds.

A “James Joyce” – a putt that’s impossible to read.

A “Ted Kennedy” – goes in the water and jumps out.

A “Pee Wee Herman” – too much wrist.

A “Sonny Bono” – straight into the trees.

A “Paris Hilton” – a very expensive hole.

A “Tiger Woods” – wrong hole.

 

H/T Lenmar