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Saturday 10 February 2018

Building a snowman........................

Here in chronological order are the consequences of making a snowman in today’s Canada
8:00   I made a snowman. 
8:10   A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 
8:15   So, I made a snow woman.
8:17   The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.
8:20   The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snow men instead.
8:25   The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28   I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31   The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.
8:40   Someone calls the cops who show up to see what's going on.
8:42   I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter :    
         "Yeah, if it's across your head."
8:52   My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.
9:00   I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.
9:10   I am asked if I have any accomplices.
9:29   A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.


H/T Pete H

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