This guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after enjoying a day of golf. They arrive at the house and his wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.
"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess, and the dishes aren't done. I’m completely exhausted! I didn’t get enough sleep last night. Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pajamas?? I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!
Why the f*** did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid idiot?"
“Because he’s thinking of getting married...
H/T Doverthere
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