Illinois is the first state......................from Rico

Huzzah!

- Illinois is the first of America's 57 states (yeah...I'm talkin' to YOU Barry, you pork chop) to become like EUrope!

 

GUN CONTROL

Illinois has banned guns.

- Thus endeth the violence.

 

ECONOMIC CONTROL

Illinois has been run and controlled by the wise Democrats since before the Prohibition.

- Ignore the loose 'talk' about their becoming the first US state to achieve junk bond status. The rumours of Illinois being a corrupt economic sinkhole were started by the Russians.

 

POLITICAL CONTROL

Yeah, it seems redundant, but it's worth repeating as a WARNING that Illinois has been run and controlled by the wise Democrats since before the Prohibition.

- Now, much like the EU, they have NO political accomplishments...beyond existing...to point to, just like they have no economy.

 

Double-plus huzzah!

- Illinois is so much like EUrope that John "Fwenchie" Kerry is moving to Chicago to live alongside Barry and his live-in handler ValJar.