Throw the Muslims From the Plane!

Heh.

This is hilarious!

Here, "Two Muslim Women Booted Off American Airlines Flight in Miami; Flight Attendant Prevents Another Possible Terrorist Attack," and "Hero Delta Airlines Flight Attendant Prevents Possible Terrorist Attack by Getting Two Islamists Booted from Paris to Cincinnati Flight."

BONUS: Flashback video, "Throw Momma from the Train - Movie CLIP - He's Trying to Kill Me! (1987)."