My new reality...................

It seems that lately my life has been getting more complicated, and I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with me regardless of what I have become.

 

The following is a recap of my current identity:

 

I was born white, which makes me a racist.

 

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.

 

I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe.

 

I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

 

I am a Christian, which makes me an infidel.

 

I am older than 55 and semi retired which makes me a useless old man.

 

I think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.

 

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe. 

 

I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right wing extremist.

 

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which makes me anti-social.

 

I, and my friends, acquired a good education without student loans and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of odd underachiever.

 

I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which makes me a militarist.

 

Please help me come to terms with this, because I'm not sure who I am anymore!

 

And now I don't know which bathroom to use anymore....

 

H/T Doverthere