Grandma Pickles.....................from Rico

We're closing in on nine months since Hillary [my middle name is money] has given a press conference, probably a historic "first" in the anals of political campaigns.

- No, I did not-mistype annals....I meant anals.

 

She's also notably 'absent' from actual campaign events, or any campaigning for that matter.

- What difference does it make? She already figures that "the fix is in" for November.

 

This allows her to concentrate 100% on raising money, always the motivation for everything she does. It's all about the money. All the time.

- And, when not resting from her bouts with Parkinson's Disease bless her cold black evil heart, she made time to appear on a late night comedy/talk show to open a jar of (already-been-opened) pickles to 'prove' she's the very picture of health.

 

Oh yeah, THAT made me want to vote for Grandma Pickles for President. 

- Yah, sure. You betcha!