The Cows of 2016 America........................from Rico

Skipping the accumulating campaign bovine excrement, much like you skip the commercials when watching TV, here is the American 2016 election explained.

 

Wall Street's plan for American cows.

- You don't actually have any cows, but you create a huge herd of paper cows which you hypothecate and rehypothecate at 1,000,000:1 and then sell along with the options and futures on them for untold billions. There are no penalties for this fraud because you have 'captured' all the regulators and now 'own' the government anyway. It doesn't matter to you who wins the election, so long as all the candidates running are yours. The Gorebull Warmunists congratulate you on being "green" and give you a special award for saving the planet from cow flatulence.

 

Jeb's plan for American cows.

- You have two cows. The government steals them both, gives one to Wall Street, and imprisons you if you complain.

 

Shrillary's plan for American cows.

- You have two cows. The government takes them both, gives one to Wall Street, and shoots you if you complain.

 

Bernie's plan for American cows.

- You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. Your neighbor eats it, then complains to the government that there is no milk. The government orders you to give half your milk to your neighbor and raises the tax on milk for both of you. You don't complain.