Fantastic! Unicorns are REAL!........................from Rico

After declaring the "recession" to be over, and the nation's economy well into "recovery" the Obama administration will be hosting a reception in Chicago where "gun control works" and is there widely expected to announce proof that Unicorns are REAL.

                                                 RSVP

- The event will not be catered, so attendees are advised to bring their own drugs.

- Flak-jacketed ushers will pass through the anticipated throng collecting voluntary donations to fight "global warming" and picking up any spent brass.

- Toe tags provided free of charge.