Campaign Promises...................from Rico

In the 'old' days, politicians running for election would make campaign promises like "a chicken in every pot." It was an effective ploy, and it worked for many-many elections.

- Of course, after the election was over your pot was usually empty unless you took care of the chicken yourself. All the politicians ever left behind was chickensh*t.

 

Today, in the HOPEs of CHANGEing her drooping....er, poll numbers HRC is considering a combination campaign slogan and campaign promise.....

"a server in every potty."

- Of course, no matter what she says, all she'll ever leave behind is chickensh*t.