Every day a PAYDAY!.........................from Rico

Every day can now be a Friday Payday with EBT/Food Stamps!

 

The USDA allows states to dispense with costly face-to-face interviews with Food Stamp/EBT applicants for efficiency and cost-savings.

- No longer will the 'free' ObamaPhones (with airtime) that have been given to over 20 million people be limited to checking Lotto numbers and calling the local drug dealer....you can now get your 'free' Food Stamps/EBT over the phone using your 'free' ObamaPhone!

 

It has been suggested that, for efficiency's sake, the automated answering phone menu be:

- Press 1 for Spanish

- Press 2 for Ebonics

- Press 3 for Arabic

 

and

 

- Press 4 for English, but in this event (a) be prepared to tell an operator WHY you are not at work paying taxes to support 1-2-3, and (b) provide information to allow the USG to directly debit your bank account.

 

This would make Food Stamps/EBT a more efficient mechanism for the recipients by directly obtaining benefits from the taxpayer just like cash from an ATM.

 

This is such a good idea, why not enable voting via the ObamaPhone as well?