1. Do you have any idea how much a presidential election costs these days?
2. Michelle, the kids and I are just getting comfortable living in this nice, big house.
3. What's the point? I'm only 53 and I'm the greatest of all time!
4. Please stop waving that old piece of parchment in front of me. You have no idea how annoying it is!
5. I have to oversee the completion of my Presidential Library - in Nairobi, Kenya.
6. Do you want to see mass rioting break out in every barrio and black neighborhood in the country?
7. Didn't think so.
8. It'll take awhile to get my face carved into Mt. Rushmore.
9. Sure, I screwed up big-time at home and overseas. So who’s a better man to clean up my stinkin' mess?
10. I’m not through with the Jews and Israel yet.
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