President's Day.......................

 I was eating breakfast with my grandson and asked him, "What day is February 16, 2015?" 
Without skipping a beat he said, "It's Presidents Day!" He's smart, so I asked him, "What does Presidents Day mean?" I waited for something about Obama, Bush or Clinton, etc. 
He replied, "Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the White House and, if he sees his shadow, we have another year of bullshit." 
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.

H/T Shelly