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Wednesday, 4 February 2015

Friendship.................from Simon

 
 
 
 
 
This guy brings his best mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30,  after work.
 
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade...
 
"My ****** hair & makeup are not done, the house is a ******* mess, the dishes aren't done.
 
Can't you see I'm still in my ******** pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!
Why the **** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"
 
"Because he's thinking of getting married."

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