A Canadian farmer, an Arab terrorist, and an American biker are walking out of a restaurant one morning just as an antique truck goes by and an old lantern falls out the back.
The lantern rolls in their direction and is almost touching their feet when a Genie pops out.
“I only give 3 wishes at a time, so I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total, and that's all that I can give,” says the Genie.
The Canadian thinks for a moment and says, “I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in our region of Canada.”
POOF !! With the blink of the Genie’s eye, their land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
The Arab terrorist is totally amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.”
POOF !! Again, with the blink of the Genie’s eye, there was a huge wall around all those countries.
The biker says, “I am very curious, Genie. Before I make my wish, please tell me more about this wall.”
The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out; it’s virtually impenetrable.”
The biker crawls on his Harley, leans back, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles, and says, “Fill it with water!!!"
H/T Rico
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