Shooters and Looters....................from Rico

Chuckie Hagel was fired because he wouldn't 'swallow' this one:

Now, unlawful enemy combatants are unprivileged enemy belligerent - significant because they do not have standing under Geneva Conventions.

Eric dickHolder's replacement was hired because she was totally OK with this:

I just read that the reason they are not arresting any LOOTERS in Ferguson is because Eric Holder's Justice Department has reclassified them. They are not LOOTERS anymore. They are UNDOCUMENTED SHOPPERS.

The following items have NOT been stolen by the undocumented shoppers in Ferguson: Pens, pencils, resume kits, work boots, work gloves, work coveralls, father's day cards.