A lighter note - check out the names

From: I(slamic) S(tate) HR
To:A BritMuslimParent

Dear Mr BritMuslimParent (We'd never consider communicating with Mrs),

We regret to inform you that you son; Ahwun Tagun has experienced the thrill of receiving an air to ground drone launched 72 virgins speed dating package. Sadly this has prevented him from being an extremist going forward and cured him of his narccisism. Should you wish to visit him (and his friends), he can be found covering the following 4 grid squares (standard OS 1:50000 map): 6432, 6433, 6532, 6533. Centred on the blackened crater at grid ref: 654321 North Tikrit District - Land Ranger Series.

We thank you for his sacrifce.
On a lighter note, you will be pleased to know that no burial costs will arise as a result of his being located at the centre of the detonation.

Sincerely,

Ahmed Mebedd.
HR Director.


H/T 45 Govt