Mayo...............from Rico

Not as many pretend to be Mexican on Cinco de Mayo as those who pretend to be Irishmen on St Patrick's day.
- Cinco de Mayo? Meh. Might as well call it Drinko de Mayo....
- Completely different from the Irish version...

And since it's a rare treasure to be able to combine a blond joke with a Mexican holiday, I've attached one for your pleasure.
- It also reminded me of a not very bright, but very blond, woman I knew well...who did NOT 'get' the joke of five small jars of mayo in a plastic six-pack beer can holder one year on this day. Too bad. She was a natural blond too...