Retreat in Crimea...................from Rico

Led by ImPOTUS, the Pillow Biter in Chief who sorta kinda firmly says 'follow me, I'm right behind you.'


The sequel to Syria now comes to the Crimea (as in Cry me a river) this is -

"The Retreat of the Light-in-the-Loafers Brigade"

Half assed, half assed, half assed rearward.

Barry's not to reason why,

Barry's but to flee and fly.

Cowards the lot of 'em,

Waffled and chundered.


Flashing their buttocks bare,

Plunged through their own smoke,

As they broke wind and ran.


When can his ineptness fade?

Oh, the stupid things he said.

All the world wondered.