A Princely Offer............................from Rico

I have an offer from a Kenyan Prince who wants to give me healthcare for life!

All I have to do is give him all my bank account numbers, my Social Security details, health history, and income tax information...plus PROMISE to make payments of an unspecified amount that will increase annually.

And if I do not, he has threatened to punish me with a BIG fine.

- But, he PROMISES that this is a really-really-really "good deal" for me, and I should have some nice hot chocolate and think about it. 'He would not LIE to me, and I can trust him' he says.

'Ya think?

I think I'll have a Bourbon and Branch and then tell this clown to go pound some Nigerian sand.