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Tuesday, 28 January 2014

Preparing for Today's TOTUS SOTU..........................from Rico

Boy Marxist was in his office preparing for today's teleprompter reading of his SOTU address when Moochelle walked in and stopped, horrified....

"WHAT are you DOING?" she screamed, as Barry continued to carve a hole in one end of a potato.

- He calmly replied that he was going to present himself to the former Republic as their new 'dick tater' as he fumbled to properly arrange the now prepared spud while unzipping himself.

"The correct term is dictator, you moron, not dick tater" laughed her wholly majestic highness before adding "besides, while you are a 'dick' you really don't have one..."



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