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Friday, 31 January 2014

Friday Humour..................

I was in a pub in far Western Queensland last Saturday night, when this really brutally ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my ass and said

"Give me your number, sexy."

I replied "Have you got a pen?"

She smiled and said "Yes."

I replied, "Well you better get back in it, before the farmer notices you're missing."

H/T 45 Govt

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