Actual Quotes by Presidents –

Nixon
I am not a crook.

Clinton
I did not have sex with that woman.

Bush,Sr.
Read my lips.

Obama
I will have the most transparent administration.

I have Shovel ready jobs.

The IRS is not targeting anyone.

It was about a movie.

If I had a son.

I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism".

You didn't build that.

I will restore trust in Government.

The cops acted stupidly.

I am not after your guns.

The Public Will Have 5 Days To Look At Every Bill That Lands On My Desk.

It's not my red line. It is the world’s red line.

Whistle blowers will be protected.

“We got back Every Dime we Used to Rescue the Banks, with interest.

I will close Gitmo.

I am not spying on American citizens.

Obamacare will be good for America.

You can keep your family doctor.

Premiums will be lowered by $2500.

You can keep your current healthcare plan.

I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.

H/T Shelly