A typical inner city London school in the year 2035:

"Right children, today's lesson, the Londonistan Alphabet"

A is for Allah
B is Bur'ka
C is for Caliphate
D is for Dhimmi
E is for Eid
F is for Fatwa
G is for Gaza
H is for Hadith
I is for Infidel
J is for Jihad
K is for Kuffar
L is for Londonistan
M is for Muhammed
N is for Naqib
O is for Obama
P is for PBUH
Q is for Qur'an
R is for Ramadam
S is for Salam
T is for Terrorist
U is for Ummah
V is for Victim
W is for Wafat
X is for he's gone in shallah
Y is for Yaum al-Deen
Z is for Zakat


H/T 45 Govt