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Sunday, 6 October 2013

SHUTDOWN DRINKING GAME RULES......................from Rico

I guess this could make the usual Sunday talk-news shows a LOT more interesting when the Obamabots make their appointed rounds to blame Republican anarchists for the entirely Democrat-caused shutdown (they'll negotiate with terrorists, but not with opponents of ObamaCare) to a disinterested and unenthusiastic public.

Mix up a few pitchers of Mimosas and remember it's 5pm somewhere in the world when you start drinking...

Sadly, just like one cannot drink enough to make bad karaoke sound good, neither can you drink enough to make Democratic BS sound good.




1. Any time a children's book is referenced, take a drink. Make that two for Dr. Seuss and three for Harry Potter or Narnia.
2. Any time the Affordable Care Act is called "Obamacare," the last person to yell, "the Affordable Care Act!" has to drink.
3. One drink for each news media outlet with an overly dramatic countdown clock displayed.
4. The first person to stand up when a lawmaker says "the American people want..." may choose another person to take a shot.
5. Any time a representative reads a Tweet on the floor, everyone must start drinking. Do not stop until they do.
6. If the Founding Fathers are mentioned, everyone must name one. The last person to do so must drink.
7. Any time another country's universal healthcare system is referenced, everyone must yell a toast in that country's language and drink.
8. Any time a government official says something about "common sense," take a drink.

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