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Tuesday, 3 September 2013

Leaving your mark.....................

A RANGEY OLD DROVER FROM OUT CAMOOWEAL WAY ADVISED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HER PORRIDGE EVERY MORNING.

THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN SHE DIED.


SHE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 15 METRE HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.


This will brighten up your day in a flash.

H/T Roger






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