Goodness Gracious! Sergeant Bowhunting Beauty is First to Expose Tattoos at Miss America Pageant

She's a freakin' sergeant in the Army National Guard!

And she's up every morning for a 4:30 workout to keep those abs toned and those glutes tight --- tight!!

Tight with tats!

And don't get me going about the boosting breasts!

See, "Smokin' Army Sergeant Theresa Vail is First Tattooed Miss America Contestant."

She's gonna wrap that bowstring right around you!