10. We don't like collateral damage, but it helps to stay the @#$% out of our way.
9. Total destruction in 30 minutes or the next one is free.
8. Often mistaken for the Wrath of God.
7. We kill foreigners so you don't have to.
6. If everything is exploding around you, that's probably us.
5. Dictator got you down? Ask about our new "regime change" policy!
4. Just point at what you want dead.
3. Trying to win hearts and minds, but willing to splatter them if necessary.
2. When it absolutely positively has to be destroyed overnight.
1. We're from the Government, and we're here to kill you.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . STORMBRINGER SENDS
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One more:
The Eleventh Commandment
"Though shalt not f*ck with America!"
We do bad things to bad people
Canadian Army, 1995, in the Balkans: "We're waiting for the Americans."
Cheers
Whoa, this list won't be complete until we hear from:
U.S. Marine Corps General James N. Mattis!
He gave us so many good quotes, but here is my favorite.
"I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all."
Does Frank J. know you're copying his stuff? :)
#9--ICBMs; that's a reason some are named Minuteman.
Just don't expect us to guard our own headquarters from $12 worth of boxcutters.
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