Heidi Montag's Gun Collection

Really. This is no joke.

See: "Heidi Montag Shows Off Her Big Guns!"

She does have some big guns.

Huge breasts, that is. Very nice. Sure, they're fakies, but that's not the case with her firearms.

Turns out she boasts a Benelli semi-automatic shotgun, and that looks like an AR-15 at one of the photos.

Amazing. She says she needs the weapons to defend herself against crazed fans. You think? For a ditsy blond she's sure got a lot of sense.