Spotting Guide.........................from Rico

I still have a couple enemy aircraft "Spotting and Identification" guides from WWII that were handed-out to civilians of the period.

Today, the government hands out EBT cards, Food Stamps, and 'free' Obamaphones with 'free' minutes.

Thanks to a friend of mine who is a mole in the bowels of that most Nazi-sounding Department of Homeland Security, here is their offishul "Terrorist Spotting Guide" which has been issued to TSA (Thousands Standing Around) to assiste their efforts in the War on Terror.
- This goes a long way toward explaining why they are acting like Stasi goons in East Germany.

Of course, it's (a) for our own good, and (b) we can 'feel' safer now, and (c) best be prepared to "show your identity papers, please."
- Jawohl, Herr Kommisar.