Breaking news!..................from Rico

In an environment rife with 'leaks' it should be no surprise that a portion of the scripted text for TOTUS (teleprompter of the us) upon his acceptance of the food stamp coronation has just been leaked.
- The re-election strategy of Barry and the DNC is revealed in this segment.

In other remarks about Barry:
- Bill Clinton could not be reached for comment, but he has already famously said "give me a break."
- The rest of the Democratic Party (C) chimed in with "never give a sucker an even break."