He has the 'touch' all right.................from Rico

We all know the story of King Midas, yet none of us has ever met the guy.

But we have all known one (or more) unfortunate individuals who have the 'merde' touch, however.
- Everything they touch turns to crap.

This just-released campaign poster of "King Merdas" replaces the iconic and moronic 'hope' poster from the last campaign. We all know him far too well by now.
- We know he acts like a King and everything he has touched so far HAS turned into crap....er, merde.

Single-handedly, he has turned "Hail to the Chief" into a 'him' (sing along with me: 'him, him, f**k him!').
- Barry has the 'touch' all right!