Diplomacy was the first choice and Great Satan's Thomas Jefferson himself met with a duly commissioned rep of the 'Barbary Coast'. His report to Congress is totally familiar to Americans in the New Millenium:
"The ambassador answered us that the right was founded on the Laws of the PBUH Guy, that it was written in their K"Ran, that all nations who should not have answered their authority were sinners, that it was their right and duty to make war upon them wherever they could be found, and to make slaves of all they could take as prisoners, and that every m"Hammedist who should be slain in battle was sure to go to paradise."
#3 used the Marine Corps to grant them their very wish. A task force led by the USS Enterprise stormed into the 8th century and defeated Barbary Slave Traders in Great Satan's very first regime change.
Great Satan's enemies have learned the hard way that the Marine Corps is very often the piercing tip of the American spear.
The highest levels of Iraq's Republican Guard were stunned as Leather Neckers stormed miles inland to Baghdad - "But the Marines never fight far from shore!!" - and totally surprised
Like Kaiser Wilhelm's vaunted Prussian elites who admiringly christened the Americans at Bellau Wood - das Teufel Hunden - 'Devil Dogs'.
The highest levels of Iraq's Republican Guard were stunned as Leather Neckers stormed miles inland to Baghdad - "But the Marines never fight far from shore!!" - and totally surprised
Like Kaiser Wilhelm's vaunted Prussian elites who admiringly christened the Americans at Bellau Wood - das Teufel Hunden - 'Devil Dogs'.
Sweet irony that Deutschland surrendered on the day after the Marines 143rd birthday
The Marine Anchor, Eagle and Globe is a wonderful reminder to America's friends and enemies that Great Satan built the modern world.
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Teufel Hunden = Devil Dog. Is that *really what you meant to say??
Maybe you meant to say Grosse Teufel. That would be German for "Great Satan".
Happy Birthday to the Second best Marines in the World. From the BEST Marines in the World!
"Splice the Mainbrace!" And have some Pussers on us.
TTFN from the Royals :)
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