DHS - turkey danger...............from Rico

DANGER WILL ROBINSON -- WARNING -- WARNING!!!!

You simply cannot make this stuff up!
- Our Reichsubergruppenfuhrer of Homeland Security has issued a "turkey danger alert" just ahead of Thanksgiving a.k.a. Turkey Day.

Well, what ever did we DO for over 200 years without these nimrod busybody control freaks to protect us from ourselves?
- To think that all these years, your humble correspondent has been in 'danger' from his annual turkey. What's next, I wonder.....the evils of pumpkin pie? The 'threat' of cranberry sauce? Death by mashed potatoes and gravy?

Sublimely ridiculous, and incandescently stupid, Janet "from another planet" Napolitano of DHS and the rest of this regime of Marxist morons needs to STFU and go away. We do not need them. We do not want them.
- These idiots are useless!

The ONLY "danger" to us these days are the turkeys like this in the present regime/government.

It's way past the time for:
- tar, feathers, rail.