Poem:

'Twas the Night Before The Elections
Parody Poem By Katy Zastrow DuBois


'Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
Peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys,

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink.

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

'On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Wright and Ayers!
On ACORN, On Pelosi
He urged on his pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as they flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at those
Who wouldn't stand and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note ...
IF YOU DON'T WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE!

-- By Katy Zastrow DuBois, author of The 'Bama Pokey

H/T Shelly