The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers .......
so I did....she's 21 and her name's Lucy
My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the
60's group The Monkees.
I thought she was joking ........ and then I saw her face
I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army soup kitchen,
ungrateful bleeders.
All I said was, 'hurry up for goodness sake, some of us have got homes
to go to!'
Christmas is like any other day for me, sitting at the table with a big fat bird
who doesn't gobble anymore.
Women should be like golf caddies, either holding your balls or
getting your bloody tee ready!
Got myself a new Jack Russell puppy, he's mainly black and brown with
a small white patch,
so I've called him Leicester…………………………
H/T Roger
Wednesday, 12 October 2011
Not even close to PC..........
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A man is sitting in a doctor's examination room.
"Doc, my penis turned orange last weekend, and I can't figure out what's wrong."
After examining it, the doctor said, "Yep, it's orange all right. Did you do anything unusual?"
"Well, doc, first thing last Saturday I went to the minimart to buy some porn and a bag of Cheetos."
Please have your house limey explain that last one to us yanks.
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