Expert nutritioni​st speaks.........from Rico

Still 'chuffed' at not yet having received HER Nonel Prize, expert nutritionist...ole thunder-thighs herself...Moochelle launches her new diet campaign slogan:

"Fries for ME, but none for THEE!"

She certainly seems to enjoy being Chief of the Food Police (Nanny Bloomberg is seething with envy), and...well, she certainly is an expert on portion sizes (super-size me mutha-f*cka! is her middle name).

She also delights in that "progressive" past time of telling others what to do, while partaking of healthy servings of "do as I say, not as I do."
- And, to quote her hubby: "You don't want to get between Michelle and a plate of enchiladas."

And thanks to her, I will no longer eat at ANY of the Darden chain restaurants to acknowledge their sole support of this complete ass-hattery.
[Red Lobster, Olive Garden, Longhorn Steakhouse, Capital Grille, Bahama Breeze, Seasons 52]