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Sunday 21 August 2011

THE RIOTERS PRAYER..........

Our father,who art in prison,
Only mum knows his name,
thy Riots come,
Read it in the Sun,
In Birmingham, as it is in London,
Give us this day our Welfare bread & forgive us our looting,
As we're happy to loot those who defend stuff against us,
Lead us not into employment but deliver us free housing,
For thine is the Spliff, the Blackberry & the Lager,
Forever and ever
..Innit! ;)

H/Ts Steve & AJD

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

THE MOOCHERS PRAYER..........

Our fathers, who did not Parent,
Cry Victim!, is our meme,
My entitlements come,
Promised by the One,
In DC as it is in Utopia,
Give us this day, our Government Handout,
And forgive us our working,
As we vote to rob our neighbors who work for us,
Lead us not into employment,
but deliver us their income,
For thine is the Purpose,
and the Agenda,
Forever on Welfare,
Oh MAN!

-TFS.