A doctor from Israel says:"In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a mans testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work."
The German doctor comments: "Thats nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain from one man, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks, he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says: Russia has you beat, Gentlemen. We take out half a heart from one, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks, he is looking for work."
The United States doctor answers and laughs: "You all are way behind us. Two and a half years ago in the USA we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls, put him in as President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!!!
H/T Amnon
Thursday, 11 August 2011
THE DOCTOR SAYS.........
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