A Touching Golf Story.........

Dave stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for what
seemed an eternity.

He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start
his back swing.

Finally his exasperated partner Roy asked,

'What the hell is taking so long?'

'My wife is watching me from the clubhouse balcony,'

Dave explained. 'I want to make a perfect shot.'

His companion Roy said, 'You don't have a chance in hell of hitting
her from here.'

H/T Brian