These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
~ Sam Snead
I was three over today: One over a house, one over a patio and one over a swimming pool..
~ George Brett
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that.
~ Jim Murray
The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
~ Mickey Mantle
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
~ Kevin Costner
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
~ Brian Weis
Swing hard in case you hit it.
~ Dan Marino
My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.
~ Lord Robertson
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
~ Jack Benny
Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.
~ Jack Nicklaus
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
~ H. G. Wells
I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.
~ Billy Graham
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
~ Bob Hope
While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
~ Henny Youngman
H/T Shelly
Sunday, 8 May 2011
Golf Wisdom...............
From Theo Spark at 08:10
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