HOW many defence chiefs does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change it, the other to scrap a fleet of Nimrod aircraft to pay for it.
HOW many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets double time.
HOW many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? 48 - one to actually change it, 47 to do the paperwork.
HOW many librarians does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Overpaid council bosses have shut all the libraries.
HOW many BBC employees does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Which is lucky because the rest of the staff are off sick.
HOW many public sector workers does it take to change a bulb? One. The designated light fixture renewals officer.
HOW many council officers does it take to change a lightbulb? 27. One to change the bulb, the rest to translate a newsletter about changing the bulb into 26 different languages.
H/T Liz B
Saturday 5 March 2011
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From Theo Spark at 10:04
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HOW many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
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