How many?

HOW many defence chiefs does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change it, the other to scrap a fleet of Nimrod aircraft to pay for it.

HOW many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets double time.

HOW many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? 48 - one to actually change it, 47 to do the paperwork.

HOW many librarians does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Overpaid council bosses have shut all the libraries.

HOW many BBC employees does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Which is lucky because the rest of the staff are off sick.

HOW many public sector workers does it take to change a bulb? One. The designated light fixture renewals officer.

HOW many council officers does it take to change a lightbulb? 27. One to change the bulb, the rest to translate a newsletter about changing the bulb into 26 different languages.

H/T Liz B