Chavs....

Q. What does a chav use as protection during sex?
A. The bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30-year-old chav?
A. Grandma.

Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What do you call a chav in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. What’s the first question during a chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at?

Q. Two chavs are in a car without any music, who is driving?
A. The policeman.

Q. What;s the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A. The girl has a higher sperm count.

H/T Old Dude