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Saturday 1 January 2011

2010 Statistics re Airport Screening Results

2010 statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security

 
Terrorist Plots Discovered              0
Transvestites                              133
Hernias                                   1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases                 3,172
Enlarged Prostates                8,249
Breast Implants                   59,350
Natural Blondes                           3

3 comments:

wxwzrd said...

Sounds about right. Glad they're focusing on the real threats!

/sarc off

Randy-g said...

Perfect.......

LifeoftheMind said...

You'd be amazed at how many fake Drinking IDs get pulled off of students.

Then there are the "guilty behaviors" by people who when questioned turn out to be heading for a romantic weekend, with someone other than their spouse.