2010 statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
3 comments:
Sounds about right. Glad they're focusing on the real threats!
/sarc off
Perfect.......
You'd be amazed at how many fake Drinking IDs get pulled off of students.
Then there are the "guilty behaviors" by people who when questioned turn out to be heading for a romantic weekend, with someone other than their spouse.
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