Press Release to coincide with the introduction of the new Type 45 Destroyers.
Details have been released regarding Britain's introduction of the next generation of fighting ships. The Royal Navy is proud of the cutting edge capability of the fleet of Type 45 destroyers. Costing £750 million, they have been designed to meet the needs of the 21st century; in addition to state of the art technology, weaponry, and guidance systems, the ships will comply with the very latest employment, equality, health & safety and human rights legislation.
They will be able to remain at sea for several months and positively bristle with facilities. For instance, the new user friendly crow's nest comes equipped with wheelchair access. Live ammunition has been replaced with paintballs to reduce the risk of anyone getting hurt and to cut down on the number of compensation claims. Stress councillors and lawyers will be on duty 24hrs a day, and each ship will have its own onboard industrial tribunal.
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H/T JMH
Wednesday, 15 December 2010
New British Destroyer........
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Unfortunately, the Brits cannot afford missiles or ammunition and their islamic crews do not speak english.
Just think,300 years ago, the UK owned the world, and now they have collapsed. Even worse, while America burns from the inside out, the kenyan squats @ 1600 and fiddles away.
And sodomy will no longer be punishable, it may even be compulsory.
I think you have this confused with the HMS Marvelous.
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