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Monday, 20 December 2010

Charlie the Wal-Mart Greeter

Charley, a new  retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time.

 
Every day he was 5,  10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy,  clean-shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and  obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly"  policies.
 
One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.
 

"Charley, I have to  tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job,but your being  late so often is quite bothersome."
 
"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."

''Well good, you are a team player.  That's what I like to hear.

It's odd though your coming  in late. I  know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did  they say if you came in late there?"
 
''They said,  "Good morning, Admiral, can I get you some coffee, sir?'''  339358ab4680596ee369cfd5689099b39ea680e

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