Humour..........

* President Obama was in India yesterday visiting our jobs. Tomorrow he goes to China to visit our money.

* Republicans were complaining about the cost of Obama's trip, and that he was staying at the Taj Mahal. It turns out he was actually staying at the Taj Mahal Express, by the airport.

* Obama says India is one of our most important trading partners. We give them our jobs and they give us . . . Wait, what do we get?

* The president's trip was cut short due to volcanic ash. That's the second time his plans have been disrupted by ash. The last time was when the Democrats went down in flames.

* President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He's going to keep traveling until he finds his birth certificate.

* Apple just launched its online store in China. Apple said this is an exciting opportunity to sell iPods to the kids who make them.

H/T Old Dude