UPDATE ON MONICA LEWINSKY

After a relaxing bath...Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself, nude in a
mirror...
Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight, was depressing
her....
In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for
help...
'God....If you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,' She
prayed...
And just like that... her ears fell off...


H/T Rico